The reason people use a crucifix against vampires…
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires…
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I thought it has something to do with the age old rivalry between vampires and zombies (the most famous of which was crucified some time ago)… on second thought, it should be zombies who are affraid of the crucifix. Oh, well…
Vampires don’t exist.
Therefore this joke’s bullshit.
Therefore it’s wrong.
Case closed.
Gos bless Richard Pryor, who just made me go pee-pee in my pants. That is some good shit right there.
@ qwerty;
God doesn’t exist.
therefore Christianity is bullshit.
Therefore YOU’RE wrong.
Case closed.
Qwerty: “Vampires don’t exist.”
You ever hear of Transylvania and Dracula? Dracula is the real God. How about all those vampire movies? They look real enough? And Powerman 5000’s new song goes ” V is for Vampire, V is for Blood, give me your money and I will give you my love”. See, Vampires love people just like your God does. I can quote things and see stories with vampires in it. So it must be true? Just like your bible. Ha!
atheists are the same or worse than the Inquisition, the cycle goes on and on…